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Warning: this article may force you to thoroughly examine every church bulletin, hope and even pray that your church has a funny typo or mistake, and may lead to uncontrollable laughter. However, despite all of that, this article will also give you an appreciation for editors and the people within your church who catch the mistakes before they become printed and distributed. Just think, if mistakes are not caught before the service, they will be caught during the service—which leads to a lot of giggles during the sermon! Here are 10 more funny church bulletin bloopers!

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King

Well, this one is a huge mistake! The church that advocates killing Christ the King is a church that people should stay away from—especially if they find a way to do it with basketballs. How would you respond to seeing this in your church bulletin on a Sunday morning? Let’s just hope it wasn’t during the Good Friday services…

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict

When the peacemakers start cancelling their meetings due to conflicts, I think we have some serious issues! If the peacemakers can’t keep the peace, then who will?!

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door

How encouraging! It appears that this church does not want anyone with low self-esteem using the front door. I wonder what the people in the group thought about this funny mistake in the bulletin!

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sabbath.

What do you say to something like this? Electric girdles? First off, what in the world is an electric girdle (sounds painful)? Why would the pastor be borrowing a bunch of them? And, can you really make pancakes with them? If so, I’m in…

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Do you really want to send a message to your church, making sure they will start coming to the service on time from now on? Well, the answer is simple; you need some cannibal ushers! Nobody will ever be late again. 

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Apparently this choir must be really bad! So bad that congregants are encouraged to listen to the practice in order to get a better understanding as to what Hell is like.

The women of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Uh oh…just what kind of church is this? Be careful when you use Christian phrases like “cast off.” It can come off pretty scandalous… 

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

At least this church is prepared by having large double doors.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Let’s be honest—this one probably isn’t a mistake at all. If you’ve ever been to a middle school play (and often High School plays, too) they aren’t exactly the most exciting thing to watch. Often times it is, in fact, a brutal tragedy. No offense, middle school students!

Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High.”

I guess Angels are a bit different than what we expected, at least according to this church! Wouldn’t this totally change that beloved Christmas song? Be on the lookout this Christmas season, you may just hear people singing this remixed version.

Conclusion

Church bulletin typos can be some of the funniest things you’ll ever read. Part of this is from the thought that church is supposed to be a “serious” type of place, focusing on God’s Word, meditation, and prayer. Yet, such a context provides a lot of laughter when typos and mistakes are thrown into the mix. If you’ve seen or heard about a really funny church bulletin typo, please let us know! All you have to do is leave a comment below—please spread the laughter; don’t keep it to yourself!

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5 Responses

  1. Doug

    Sometimes church signs can be equally funny. Just saw one the other day that said “Heaven is real. So is Hell. Come on in!”

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  2. patricia

    Love this, please don’t stop these posts. Love, love, love my church and we do so
    enjoy these. Thank you so much for the lighter side.

    Reply

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