By Dustin Au Kuoi


I present to you “Church Signs” – a parody of “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke. This was something I wrote for a church that did not get used so I decided to make a video and post it myself for kicks and giggles.

I am poking fun at the trite and cheesy church sign culture that is especially prevalent down in the south aka the bible belt. If you like it…great! If you’re offended…pray for my darkened soul – hahaha – ENJOY!

I also have a self titled original album that I released recently. It was a very personal endeavor and shares much of my story through song. I love connecting with people who share how a song impacted them, made them feel like they were not alone, made them smile, made them think etc. I’d love for you to check it out and give it a listen on iTunes. Thanks again for the support!

You can listen to and download the album here:

*** Editor’s Note: This was created by a very talented Christian who is a friend of a friend of mine. I actually encountered this at my last church when we moved to our new building with a nice sign out front. Someone in my church sent me a long list of cheesy church sign sayings and wanted me to use them. I politely said, “No. We have a different vision for how to use the sign.” We stayed away from cheesy stuff and posted things that sought to draw people in and get their attention. Ultimately, this is comedy and we all need to laugh. We hope you enjoy it.

Author: Lauren Hunter

Lauren Hunter is the publisher and editor-in-chief of ChurchTechToday and Christian Media Magazine where she encourages churches to better use technology and media to improve every aspect of ministry. An entrepreneur by birth, she is constantly looking for new ways to author and create for God's Glory. Hailing from Northern California, Lauren writes from the heart at and is also a musician, poet, wife, and mom to four great kids.